How can Black Swan Chipotle Dressing be so good?

Recently, I can feel satisfied eating just a salad — romaine, tomato, red pepper and maybe some mushrooms or some cheese crumbles — but I simply must have the chipotle dressing. Its spicy enough for me that I can’t put an unhealthy amount of dressing on, and its flavorful enough that I feel like I’m eating a feast.

Or maybe a better question: why are most other salad dressings so uninspiring?