This story shows just how much Senator Hatch needs to be introduced to a clue-by-four.

Senator Hatch endorsed technology that would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, “then destroy their computer.”

Hatch is also interested in legislation to force the auto industry to install explosives in automobiles which would destroy cars which violate the speed limit. He stopped short of endorsing new technology which would drain the bank accounts of politicians who accept illegal contributions, saying “I think people should be allowed to spend their money as they see fit”.

Disclaimer — no, Hatch didn’t actually do those other things, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he did.