Here is why you should believe every word from the person who runs The Crystal Chamber, a web site offering crystals with supernatural healing powers.

Update (March 5, 2003)

I’ve reconsidered this. A troll is a troll, and even if he was right about the science doesn’t mean he isn’t a troll. In addition, there was some misunderstood delineation between the new age faction at the site and the mainstream pagans: I don’t know why he considered ‘uk-pagan’ an appropriate site for agitating ‘new age’ believers.

I was in error for celebrating the activity of a troll. Sorry. It’s still a funny story.