From the Machine’s Pump

Let’s see, we’ll put George W. on drums, Saddam on bass, Bin Laden on peaceful, easy reggae-style guitar and that North Korean guy on vocals. And let’s say they had a lot of corporate backing and had a hit record. And everyone was talking about them for a few months. And then, as it is with one hit wonders, they faded away as quickly as they appeared. That’s the way love is.

Unfortunately, it looks like Greenspan is walking, so not even Don King would be able to get these guys a gig, even if they did the Full Monty routine. But we can dream….